Tuesday, June 21, 2011

Hot! The End Is Near Nevermind Harold Camping's Warnings

The finish of the planet is here! No, truly the item is.at smallest when you trust Christian evangelical snake oil salesman Harold Camping . But, that portents were definitely not in scripture or in hidden knowledge clues merely discernible on the elect. In it has the unlimited intelligence God delivered messengers and prophetic knowledge throughout many forms. The Mr. Ghetto's Walmart online video media is actually one this sort of hint how the conclusion is actually in fact near.

To my typical refrain: again Daniel Patrick Moynihan will be proven right, each as well as each and every day, in ways the two smaller in addition to large.]

I have no idea if you're proceeding to help jump out and about of the garments later this morning along with ascend towards heaven. I am practical. Thus, I am a lot more anxious in relation to most of from the planes, trains, plus buses that could end up being driver-less the next day compared to level connected with my own eternal intellect occur Saturday at 6pm EST.

But will not I/we often be a sucker(s) in case Rapture comes future in addition to I wasn't out tonight eating filet mignon, , and also in that case getting a decide on several back home that will fry quite a few chicken for me nude within a hallucination that may be one component Anais Nin along with not one but two parts Pablo Neruda. Oh . I might be doubly guaranteed to sufficiently take pleasure in every one of these base desire to buy that evening, while it may be my personal very last night about Earth.

Who knows? Maybe the joke is definitely on all of us non-believers who are not really "rapture ready?" We could in actual fact already be in Hell, and also "hip hop" like the Walmart anthem usually are some of our eternal torment minstrel hop, crap rap, mass culture's version associated with Dante's Inferno.

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